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2/20/2010
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Daytona 500 yards/hr
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Last Sunday the Daytona 500 took longer than usual to complete because the track started cracking and workers tried to make repairs for over 2 hours - Welcome to my daily commute.
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Rating:
(23 votes)
Comments: 0
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1/11/2010
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Light-headed Nevada Senator
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“Light-skinned African-American with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.” - Well said senator Reid, good luck with the re-election.
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Rating:
(50 votes)
Comments: 0
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1/11/2010
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Eighth wonder of the world?
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“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.” - Expected? By whom?
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Rating:
(43 votes)
Comments: 0
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1/7/2010
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I sleep therefore I am
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“Still, we are at war, and I am responsible for the deployment of thousands of young Americans to battle in a distant land. Some will kill. Some will be killed.” – Barack Obama, while briefly awake to receive the Nobel peace prize.
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Rating:
(48 votes)
Comments: 0
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12/31/2009
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Michael Biatch
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By: KHD
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Michael Leach: If you go to jail, you can be someone's fat girlfriend!
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Rating:
(99 votes)
Comments: 0
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12/24/2009
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What would Jesus do?
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Bishop of Kildare and Leighlin Dr Jim Moriarty, announced yesterday that he had offered his resignation to the Vatican. Who said they don't love kids at the church?
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Rating:
(106 votes)
Comments: 0
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12/20/2009
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Tim Tebow
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When losing didn't make you a big enough loser.
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Rating:
(119 votes)
Comments: 1
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12/19/2009
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Tiger Morning Woods
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife with a 9-iron.
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Rating:
(125 votes)
Comments: 0
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1/2/2010
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Going Nowhere
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By: KHD
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“All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.” - Sarah Palin, unable to name a newspaper or magazine she reads
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Rating:
(88 votes)
Comments: 0
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1/8/2010
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Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.
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By: KHD
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“In Iraq, a ruthless dictator cultivated weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them. He gave support to terrorists, had an established relationship with al Qaeda, and his regime is no more.” - Right on!
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Rating:
(45 votes)
Comments: 0
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8/28/2007
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I am not Gay. I don’t even go to the bathroom, that is why I am full of shit.
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Sen. Larry Craig, who in May told the Idaho Statesman he had never engaged in homosexual acts, was arrested less than a month later by an undercover police officer who said Craig made a sexual advance toward him in an airport men's room.
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Rating:
(92 votes)
Comments: 0
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1/1/1999
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"People can say what they want to say." Sadly, dogs cannot!
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By: KHD
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NFL star Michael Vick was indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of sponsoring a dog fighting operation so grisly the losers either died in the pit or sometimes were electrocuted, drowned, hanged or shot.
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Rating:
(88 votes)
Comments: 0
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11/21/2009
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Passion of the Bigot
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“Jeezis! Wha’th’fuck, man? You gonna leave me hangin’ out t’dry? I MADE you, man! You were NOTHIN’ ’til I made a movie about you! You OWE me your CAREER! Now get down here or I swear you’ll never work in this town again"' - Mel Gibson
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Rating:
(83 votes)
Comments: 0
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3/27/2009
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You’re gonna love my nuts
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By: 'tern
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ShamWow Guy Arrested for Beating Prostitute on South Beach - Why did you beat her? Did she not love your nuts?
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Rating:
(21 votes)
Comments: 1
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4/28/2006
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Do As I Say Not As I Do.
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The Palm Beach Sheriff's office announced today that Rush Limbaugh turned himself in on an arrest warrant for prescription fraud charges connected to the doctor shopping charges.
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Rating:
(94 votes)
Comments: 717
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2/11/2009
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With a mouthful, even the fat lady cannot sing!
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I did not tell her to lie in the deposition, I told her to “lay in this position”
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Rating:
(202 votes)
Comments: 2
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